I know you didn't ask ...

Some people will have you believe that it is against societal rules to occupy the urinal next to your fellow man. My thoughts are that the urinal approach should be handled like a four-way stop ... the first one there gets to go first. If you are not that one ... it is stall time. This belief is based largely on personal challenges to start the stream with an audience. Conversely, if a dude is already under way upon your arrival it is perfectly admissible to pull up aside. The point I would like to make [and I would like others to adhere to] concerns urinal egress. Assuming the two-urinal model ... if you are the guy on the right and you zip up first ... roll to the right. Spinning toward the guy next to you does not necessarily make you gay but it sure does not help ... anyone.