Note To Self ...

If you are only wearing a watch to remind you to buy new batteries for the same, aforementioned watch ... do not repeatedly look at it in the hope of determining the current time.

I Done Did It ...

Well folks ... I have officially submitted my documentation to register for mo' book learnin'. Here's hoping that I have selected a more economically viable course of study this time around. I am on the fringes of academia here [as a PSU staff member] and my resources have convinced me that there is a documented need for [insert funny career here].